Right here is how it is.
Everton are crap. As a result we have crap players not just in ability but also character. Amongst that group there’ll be some that are better and lift others around them. Calvert-Lewin is one of them players, you notice his absence when he’s not playing because of his selfless work and impact on the team.
Should he be scoring more goals? Yes that would help, but it’s hardly as if Everton play an attacking set up which impacts but maybe, and get ready for this, he’s just out of form. That’s right - you NSNO ferrets - players are human beings (but der earning a undred grand a week lad) who like any other human go through flows of both higher and lower performance. The issue is 1) Dyche continues to play him as 2) Everton don’t have the replacements that would improve the striking position, yet, even for an out of form DCL. Which in turn shows how effective he is considering we have £40m sat on the bench unable to depose an out of form DCL.
This angst is born from the scourge of modern society. Thick, entitled slugs who demand everything they want. The same cringey sweating flumps who scream ITS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH at minimal pay customer service operatives when a service they’ve paid cheaply for isn’t to their liking. The same simple farmhands who chased Lukaku out as he didn’t kiss the badge enough and promised “it’s ok we will just share the goals around”. The same take away snorting galaxy brains who screamed “why you arsed lad it’s not your money” when conscientious objectors worried about Everton wasting big money on average players.
They do this because there’s no accountability, they can just use this and any platform to belch out their crappy uniformed opinions on anything and everything until any platform just becomes a cesspit of noise. Note how these very same slugs react the very worst when vaulted on one of their previous crappy uninformed opinions that shows them up for what they are.
They’ll chase, abuse DCL out then go quiet when a struggling Everton can only sign gambles that inevitably turn out much worse than the player they chase out. Like a 20 goals a season guaranteed striker like Lukaku.
Vault and abuse them hard or they become the dominant voice on here and you, yes you fair reader of moderate and humble opinion, become disillusioned and leave the megaphone to those who shout loudest.
When DCL returns to form I’ll be hunting for every single one of you, you know who you are.