2020/21 James Rodriguez

[strummer]

I wrote a poem for him, simply called

James

James
I love you
Like proper love you
This much is clear, James my dear
That I love you
Love love love love
Sent from Madrid after Carlo bid
Zidanes a tit we think your fit
Have I told you lately that I love you?
Well I do
Love you
Call me.
maccavennie

Brilliant

 

[Dutch Toffee]

R.I.P James. With Virgil now

 

[collymcd]

What Carlo means there is that 'kin Dutch yard dog went right through him first minute but you dont hear us bleating, whining and declaring Fatwas like our wall bothering neighbours.


Hope Virgil's 'kin knee is torn to shreds for this

He clearly went out to hurt Hamez and DCL. Whether he meant to hurt them a lot or a 'little bit' is irrelevant. When you clatter someone like that there's always a risk to do damage.

You can't help but laugh at Pickford colliding with VVD through utter stupidity. The most delicious schadenfreude.

 

[twoblue]

I am not for one second believing he was injured after 30 seconds and we left him on for 95 minutes, sorry.

You can have a knock and play through it, but it swells up later. If he has trained, it seems unlikely

 

[tommye]

He clearly went out to hurt Hamez and DCL. Whether he meant to hurt them a lot or a 'little bit' is irrelevant. When you clatter someone like that there's always a risk to do damage.

You can't help but laugh at Pickford colliding with VVD through utter stupidity. The most delicious schadenfreude.

Exactly why I have not one iota of sympathy for the yard dog. He does it every game. Right through opponents best players and nothing is ever made of it other than 'ooh big Virg showing everyone who's the man'

Karma is the bitchiest of bitches

 

[Dougie]

R.I.P James. With Virgil now

Will still be tearing Virgil a new one though.

 

[twoblue]

He clearly went out to hurt Hamez and DCL. Whether he meant to hurt them a lot or a 'little bit' is irrelevant. When you clatter someone like that there's always a risk to do damage.

You can't help but laugh at Pickford colliding with VVD through utter stupidity. The most delicious schadenfreude.

Serious lack of these videos available. Wish are keyboard loonatic fringe would get their act together on Twitter and get vvd challenges on james and dcl viral. Rs are much more advanced with this

 

[The binman chronicles]

I could be wrong but this looks to have been a stage-managed press conference, controlled completely by the club. Only one person asking the questions (club employee?)

Hopefully that was just a big 'up yours' to all the media that decided to make Virgil the baby Jesus and Pickford the baby eating monster.

Ban the lot until the bias has stopped.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

20 hours ago James looks to be relaxing so hopefully it is nothing serious. I don't remember he ever posting in instagram when he has been seriously injured.

 

[Brisan123]

Anyone got a clip of the tackle? Actual tackle not his weapon.

no but I am sure @maccavennie would be interested in a pic of his tackle

 

[DanB90]

I would let him wear me like a flip-flop.

 

[toffee-L]

Carlo is playing the RS media machine like a fiddle.

 

[Brisan123]

Like it or not, we can't pin all our creative hopes on one player. We need Sigurdsson, Bernard, Iwobi and Gomes to step up on Sunday.

Tried that last year

Didn't work

 

[mill]

Tried that last year

Didn't work

Tbf we did have the midfield we to now last year. That does make a difference.

 

[Brisan123]

It was a fantastic and professional piece of taking complete control of the narrative from Everton and Carlo. They waited till the bedwetters had calmed down and then wham bam thank you mam.

I actually wouldn't be surprised if James ends up being in the squad on Sunday with Carlo saying that he worked really hard and was passed fit just in the nick of time.

To be fair if James is fit it will be because of the all night vigils held by blues and Colombians all over the world