Spot on mate, more than enough whingers here already.
DrEFC
Player Valuation: £40m
66kg? Jesus, needs a pan of scouse down him...
bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
I disagree mate, I think we really wanted him.
yeah deffo get that, will be on the manager to adapt to what he has a bit more
he's essentially replaced Gomes in the squad
Yeah lad. She plays for Everton ladies in Heaven.She is buried with a view of Goodison which is what she wanted xx
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
Is he a proper right winger?
Mrtallywacker
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Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
Apparently his preferred position is central but he can play wide right or left. He's a Dychey type who can play a few positions.
NotATofee
Player Valuation: Free Transfer
Hi all,
Sorry for bargin in - As can be guessed from my username, I do not support Everton.
And it is ok, if I am thrown from here like yesterdays trash
- Do not want to show disrespect or anything.
I am a half Dane half Englishman living in Denmark.
Just wanted to chime in and say, that the reason Jesper was probably holding back on saying yes, is that he and his family are MAJOR Liverpool fans.
This is quite normal for people from the Area where Jesper is from.
It is known as "Vestegnen" or the "Western Suburbs" - This is where Brøndby is, and is known as a somewhat poorer area of Copenhagen with a bit of a bad rep.
Alot of people from Brøndby or the sorrounding areas are Liverpool fans.
With regards to Jesper though, he is a great player who got stuck in some bad circumstances at Napoli.
Was a beast in the Danish league as an 18-19 year old. Was a beast in Frankfurt (Rookie of the year in BuLi, scored a banger of a goal against a strong Bayern team, and won the Europa League with them. Had no issues in the BuLi.
Has struggled to find his place on the NT though, and was never really given the chance in Napoli. He played what amounts to around 4-5 full games counting all minutes. And many of those minutes were last 10-15 min subs.
He is pacier than he looks, he is a bit lanky though, and needs to pack on some muscle for the prem. He is used to being able to dribble his way around, so can be bullied physically. This is what happened on the NT. But the NTs tactics never suited him. Thankfully Denmark are getting a new coach, as Hjulmand retired from the NT.
He is a smart player, and he passes much better than what was posted in the beginning of this thread as a weakness. Imo, that was a stupid take on him as a player. And made that site seem like they know very little.
He is a little shy as a person, so not a very talkative lad like say Højlund from Man. United.
Enjoy him, I think if he is put into a system that suits him, and with a coach who trusts him, and gives him more than one chance, he could shine for you guys.
However, he needs to build some physicality imo.
Sorry for bargin in - As can be guessed from my username, I do not support Everton.
And it is ok, if I am thrown from here like yesterdays trash
- Do not want to show disrespect or anything. I am a half Dane half Englishman living in Denmark.
Just wanted to chime in and say, that the reason Jesper was probably holding back on saying yes, is that he and his family are MAJOR Liverpool fans.
This is quite normal for people from the Area where Jesper is from.
It is known as "Vestegnen" or the "Western Suburbs" - This is where Brøndby is, and is known as a somewhat poorer area of Copenhagen with a bit of a bad rep.
Alot of people from Brøndby or the sorrounding areas are Liverpool fans.
With regards to Jesper though, he is a great player who got stuck in some bad circumstances at Napoli.
Was a beast in the Danish league as an 18-19 year old. Was a beast in Frankfurt (Rookie of the year in BuLi, scored a banger of a goal against a strong Bayern team, and won the Europa League with them. Had no issues in the BuLi.
Has struggled to find his place on the NT though, and was never really given the chance in Napoli. He played what amounts to around 4-5 full games counting all minutes. And many of those minutes were last 10-15 min subs.
He is pacier than he looks, he is a bit lanky though, and needs to pack on some muscle for the prem. He is used to being able to dribble his way around, so can be bullied physically. This is what happened on the NT. But the NTs tactics never suited him. Thankfully Denmark are getting a new coach, as Hjulmand retired from the NT.
He is a smart player, and he passes much better than what was posted in the beginning of this thread as a weakness. Imo, that was a stupid take on him as a player. And made that site seem like they know very little.
He is a little shy as a person, so not a very talkative lad like say Højlund from Man. United.
Enjoy him, I think if he is put into a system that suits him, and with a coach who trusts him, and gives him more than one chance, he could shine for you guys.
However, he needs to build some physicality imo.
Blueclouds
Player Valuation: £35m
Another central attacking player. Hmmn
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
I expect we may finally see Gnonto come in this window, so some natural width there (even if he does prefer the left). Would be nice if we actually started at looking at pacy right sided winger for a change.
Evertonthat
Player Valuation: £8m
Yea, this seems to be the Danjuma replacement. Like you say, hopefully he can be a bit more involved and get on the pitch more than Danjuma did.
He's not really when you consider how Dyche plays.
Onana is an excellent ball-playing midfielder. But Dyche just doesn't play that way.
Doucoure in a CM 2 for Lampard was poor. But he played very well in a CM 2 for Benitez, because Benitez didn't want much of the ball.
I definitely think we could do with another CM, but we do have to think too what this manager wants/needs and usually he's been happy with 2 hasslers and energetic midfielders rather than those who can actually dictate the tempo.