25 years ago today I proposed to my childhood sweetheart, best friend and the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met...
They all said no :-(
They all said no :-(
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why a Geordie though?The Vienna Boys Choir was on a tour of the UK when one of its singers fell ill before a performance in Newcastle. The choirmaster asked the local organizers if they could come up with a substitute, saying it would only be for a minor role in one song. So this Geordie kid shows up for rehearsals and is told he`s only needed for one bit about a clock. All he has to do, he`s told, is go "tick, tock" in the background. Once they start practice, all is well until the son of a horse puncher goes "tick, tick" instead of what's required. The choirmaster, a very stiff sort of individual, goes up to the kid and says, very loudly, "Nein, it is 'tick, tock.' We try again."
Sure enough, the kid goes "tick, tick" again and once more he is corrected. This goes on a few more times until the choirmaster, red-faced with anger, grabs the kid by the shirt, hauls him up and screams, "Ve haf vays of making you TOCK!"
Because all the Welsh boys were out shagging sheep. Etc. etc.why a Geordie though?
why a Geordie though?