I’ve heard he’s not so good on crosses that Jesus lad.Is he a replacement for Pickford?lol
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First ‘new’ appointment made……. How long before Danny D is back I wonder…..
Training Ground Guru | EXCLUSIVE: Dan Purdy returns as Everton's Scouting Manager
DAN PURDY has returned to Everton as Scouting and Operations Manager - just three months after resigning from the same role at the club.trainingground.guru
Unheard of in a club the amount of people that left due to a manager.
Absolute Spanish Stain
Anyone else hear this new DOF is a gigantic red?
Yarrgh
Player Valuation: £70m
Has YMCA as his ringtone.
Terrarian
Player Valuation: £50m
You tried this a few [pages back and nobody bit, you hoping for better fishing today lol
Steve EFC
Player Valuation: £8m
The whole club just seems rotten to the core. ?
I was astonished checking the Everton Finch Farm set up the other week. The amount of Performance Analysis people and similarly titled there. And we still can't even do the basics properly a lot of the time. Disgraceful.
Must be the easiest job in the world being Evertons performance analysis manager
Picture the scene
Lampard storms into maccavennies office after another 5-0 drubbing, "wtf macca, tell me what's going on with this shower of crap"
"Well Frank", says macca in his authoritive yet trustworthy voice "I've crunched the numbers, computed the fractions, worked the percentages, subtracted the odds, divided the skilll versus pressure and set it against goals scored, chances created and shots conceded from outside the box and the results are in".
"What's the results macca????"
"I can confirm we are absolutely crap" maccavennie says.
"Great work macca" Frank's says with a face of admiration and appreciation...."Bill's in the canteen, tell him Frank sent ya for a pay rise you absolute performance analysing legend".
Oh not Thellers
Are the ones you've crossed out the ones that are absolutely still here next year? To sell a player you need a willing buyer and it's like you've gone through the squad and crossed out the ones who wouldn't be touched by anyone.
MisterJ
Player Valuation: £25m
Did he fall out with our previous manager then?First ‘new’ appointment made……. How long before Danny D is back I wonder…..
Training Ground Guru | EXCLUSIVE: Dan Purdy returns as Everton's Scouting Manager
DAN PURDY has returned to Everton as Scouting and Operations Manager - just three months after resigning from the same role at the club.
MisterJ
Player Valuation: £25m
Might want to add "allegedly" in there unless you can prove it..
BigDuncTributeBand
Player Valuation: £25m
Toughest job in football? Clear out 95% of a squad in the summer and replace with squad capable of challenging for Europe while playing good footy…with zero net spend. Good luck
Yep
He ain't wrong though
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