2023/24 Michael Keane

[MikeH72]

202 games in blue and counting probably. It's outrageous.

People will look back in decades to come at his numbers and think he was some sort of stalwart.

 

[malcson]

No coincidence that we starting shipping goals when he replaced Coady last season and the issue only resolved when he was replaced by Mina. If Dyche stays loyal to him, he could well be the cause of his eventual downfall.

 

[MikeH72]

7 YEARS HES BEEN HERE 7 YEARS
How many managers has he seen off?

7 years 202 appearances and I’m still waiting to see him throw his body on the line and block a shot.

 

[Giraffe_Baker]

No way that's real.

It's from after the Fulham game which, to be fair to him, was an 'alright' performance.

 

[MikeH72]

It's from after the Fulham game which, to be fair to him, was an 'alright' performance.

It doesn’t matter, it’s a dreadful message to put out regardless. “Well I did my job so you can’t have a go at me”, he should be hurting that the team lost but he’s a selfish melt who’s only concerned about whether he’s to blame or not. He is poisonous, I don’t feel like I can fully commit to supporting the team while he’s in it. I absolutely hate him.

 

[arch stanton]

7 years 202 appearances and I’m still waiting to see him throw his body on the line and block a shot.

he's rarely close enough to duo that as he often gives the ball away on the half way line and cant get back in time

 

[MikeH72]

he's rarely close enough to duo that as he often gives the ball away on the half way line and cant get back in time

He’s also terrified of being hit with the ball which is why he constantly turns his back on shots. Absolute wet wipe of a man scared of footballs as well as his own shadow.

 

[overkill]

It doesn’t matter, it’s a dreadful message to put out regardless. “Well I did my job so you can’t have a go at me”, he should be hurting that the team lost but he’s a selfish melt who’s only concerned about whether he’s to blame or not. He is poisonous, I don’t feel like I can fully commit to supporting the team while he’s in it. I absolutely hate him.

Exactly most professionals would deflect and just something about the team being poor and it's hurting them ...the old Seamus rally call or something like that.

Not say ehh I did ok today

 

[Cool_Blue]

he's rarely close enough to duo that as he often gives the ball away on the half way line and cant get back in time

He plays like he’s on something, never in the right place, usually watching on from 10 yards away as someone sticks the ball in our net. Absolutely clueless positionally.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

In a way, he's symbolic of the 'Moshiri Era' of Everton and the decline we've been on ever since. He should've been punted a long time ago.

 

[BNJ1878]

He needs selling behind Dyche back. Just like Peña and Giambi were booted out in Moneyball.

If the manager refuses to see the problem or play an elternative, remove the option.

Yeah Dyche will probably throw a fit but not a chance he walks over it.

 

[kiss the crest]

We need a new kit man, surely he can't mess that up, give him that job lol

 

[overkill]

We need a new kit man, surely he can't mess that up, give him that job lol

Keane announced as Kitman then team start turning out missing socks

 

[Bluemersey]

7 years 202 appearances and I’m still waiting to see him throw his body on the line and block a shot.

Why does he do that stupid bent hands motion???? Guys a weak non descript footballer. Probably his best asset is his finishing because it most definitely is not defending.

 

[MikeH72]

Why does he do that stupid bent hands motion???? Guys a weak non descript footballer. Probably his best asset is his finishing because it most definitely is not defending.

I don’t know, the way he runs is so fruity.