Reporter: "what's your opinion about Stones and this business of going to Chelsea?"
Everton captain: "I'm not arsed either way".
Positively Churchillian...hairs standing up on the back of my neck. Heart swelling with pride.
Form an orderly queue please prospective late summer signings. How can you fail to be swayed by that rousing war cry from Everton's "captain"?
You so silly... xx