The following is a copy of correspondence that took place last night between my daughter and Garry (with two r's) from TW in response to a sudden spate of e-mail's being received from his site, incidentally notifications had been stopped many moons ago so why they should suddenly be sent to a peron who is banned from that site remains a mystery?
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Reply, following consultation with me
Dear Garry (I understand that you use two r's)
My father has asked me to say that he'd be delighted to have his account deleted from your records. I feel embarrassed to relay the rest of his message but he must have his reasons for feeling such a degree of contempt towards you as an individual. Why you should see fit to ban a frail old man from your forum really does make you into some kind of joke. I can confirm that it is most unlike my dad, who is presently recovering from a heart attack, to feel that way about anyone or anything so you must be some variety of low life.
Have a bad day (this was far nicer than what I had in mind)
TW reply
Congratulations on a pathetic and childish response and commiserations on having a [Poor language removed] for a father.
I really don't care how old and frail he is or what he's recovering from - he's an argumentative old fool whose lonely life leads him into trying to create dramas from nothing. He's received nothing from me except the treatment he wished to dish out on others. It's funny how these things backfire isn't it?
Still, your father has never decided to attempt to speak to me about any of his issues and I expect nothing less from his son (or daughter?) who uses the cowardly medium of e-mail to relay a message that would, in any meaningful medium, end in serious injury. However, given the nature of the forum it is likely that you're local to Liverpool so if you'd like to 'discuss' any of your problems in person I'm happy to meet you to 'reply' to your comments in the appropriate manner.
Good day.
This is an absolute lie, this man only replies to e-mail's of his choosing as you all know.
My daughter wouldn't let it rest there
May I respectfully suggest that you crawl back under the stone you treat as home. How someone like you is involved with Everton Football is beyond me,. I won't show dad your childish response because he is many times the man you are, there again the vast majority of men are.
TW replied
"I won't show dad your childish response because he is many times the man you are"
Yeah, but not for long, eh?
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My daughter answered with
How old are you, pathetic, get a life or support Liverpool with an attitude like yours
TW came back with
Not as old as your dad and twice as healthy! *kiss*
Finally my daughter wrote
With an attitude like yours you are not healthy mentally, seek help quickly because you really do need it I'm sure I'm not the first to suggest that, megalomania springs to mind. Now desist from your childish ways and go and support Liverpool, you are by no means the type of person wanted at Goodison Park.
No reply was received because my daughter closed the web address, I reopened it this morning.
I trust that some one will show this trail of correspondence to Lyndon, who is to all intents and purposes a fair bloke, who has bent over backwards for Garry. Could you please ask him if he is happy that a person capable of scrapping the barrel in this deviant fashion is a fit bloke to be running a site for Evertonians.
On a side isssue I have not had a heart attack I've had a transient ischemic attack, I will get over it easily with rest. In that regard I won't be posting hereregularly as I could do without all this [Poor language removed] from TW and others, rest and relaxation is the order of the day.
Latch, if I manage to come over your way in July I'll pm you mate, take care and give my regards to Paula, she has a great sense of humour and you are a great mate.
Rodders, we've voted for you, I was right about the lack of entries, you and imp will win it easily.
Micknick, you certainly didn't deserve the treatment he handed out to you but think he is now doing the work he never did, he won't last long.
Dylan and Danny, best of luck with this place lads you deserve it.
Gaz, being a Woody lad, take over the mantel and keep this lot amused.
CT, sorry about your hero mate, he was a joy to watch
For those of you continuing to post in both places remember Garry is not TW he is only representing them through his forum, if you are happy with that then stay at TW. IMO that man reminds me of Jimmy Cagney in White Heat, 'Look at me ma, I'm top of the world', well you all know what happened next.
Suits, just be you mate and to hell with the rest.
I'll be back but it will not be for a while, see you next season hopefully with a UEFA cup place. I will post in Kipper as I won't be bothered with this TW crap heap there but I will be looking in from time to time here just to make sure the place is in order
Regards to all blues
Monty
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