Worst Beer/Lager Ever

[coollino]

Sharps Doombar is pretty rank too.

Along with Greene King, it`s managed to become the Carling of real ale.

Tastes of nothing, served up as a token real ale, in plastic pubs.

Used to be okay, before Sharps got bought out by one of the big boys and runied.

Rank stuff.

Forgot about that stuff. 'real ale' for people who don't like ale

 

[COYBL25]

Forgot about that stuff. 'real ale' for people who don't like ale

It wasn’t that bad a drink until Coors bought out the brewery and somehow managed to remove every drop of flavour out of it.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Many many many years ago Wetherspoons were selling an ale of about 80p. It was utterly disgusting. Can't recall what the hell it was.

I remember this. I’d get a pint and the change in coins to play the fruity. ... weird days

 

[cronullasharks]

We get the european beers "brewed under licence in Australia" by the mass produce breweries and they taste like utter garbage.

 

[Amokachi1995]

Hoegaarden.

 

[PhilM]

The carlsburg brewery is in a nice part of Copenhagen so I've been there a few times.

The European version of their main beer is 1% or so stronger than the UK version and is a bit better. They do an unfiltered version too which is alright. Nice courtyard anyway

Carlsberg Elephant is the one: ice cold it’s like nectar albeit strong; anything less than that, it’s closer to drinking custard.

 

[PhilM]

We get the european beers "brewed under licence in Australia" by the mass produce breweries and they taste like utter garbage.

Same with any beer: San Miguel abroad isn’t bad but the stuff they brew here deserves to be in a chip pan. All the other European lagers are the same.

 

[COYBL25]

Carlsberg Elephant is the one: ice cold it’s like nectar albeit strong; anything less than that, it’s closer to drinking custard.

Carslberg 68 in bottles is very good too, again has to br drunk ice cold or tastes like Barley Wine.

Mega rare and expensive now too.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I caught up with a heap of mates for lunch today, we got talking about some of the most "memorable" hangovers we'd had in the past. Hotel rooms getting covered in vomit and the like. Best decision i ever made was giving up the drink lol

A lad I know was woken up naked on his hotel bed after hotel staff had to gain entry to his room cos he’d managed to flood the bathroom and subsequently the floors below. He had no memory of how this happened and said he was so rough he couldn’t move and was just lying there bollock naked whilst all the staff had to stop the flooding.
Had a hefty bill the next day and hasn’t really been the same since.

 

[COYBL25]

Same with any beer: San Miguel abroad isn’t bad but the stuff they brew here deserves to be in a chip pan. All the other European lagers are the same.

Heineken in Holland is good stuff, as is Amstel - actually tastes of something.

The worst draught I’ve had abroad is Jupilier in Belgium.

Tastes like salty water.

 

[PhilM]

Heineken in Holland is good stuff, as is Amstel - actually tastes of something.

The worst draught I’ve had abroad is Jupilier in Belgium.

Tastes like salty water.

Aye, I’ll happily drink the stuff when abroad because it tastes nice. The stuff over here however, which is brewed in the UK, is typically rubbish.

 

[cronullasharks]

A lad I know was woken up naked on his hotel bed after hotel staff had to gain entry to his room cos he’d managed to flood the bathroom and subsequently the floors below. He had no memory of how this happened and said he was so rough he couldn’t move and was just lying there bollock naked whilst all the staff had to stop the flooding.
Had a hefty bill the next day and hasn’t really been the same since.

My mate was telling me years ago his old man (alcoholic) woke up after being blind drunk and pissed all through the built in wardrobe over the clothes, his mum was obviously furious. Then a few years later my sister was telling me her husband (they're now divorced) who is also an alcoholic woke up and pissed all through her handbag that was hanging on a door handle, he tagged along to a music festival with me and my mates ages ago and we stayed in a hotel in Sydney and had a few boozy nights and i just happened to wake up and see him about to piss all over the power point the tv and everything was plugged into.

 

[grandjoeblue]

Chang tastes alright in Thailand, over here it's rank.

Carlsberg, fosters, Carling are terrible.

 

[cronullasharks]

I actually liked Chang, used to get cases of it fairly regularly back in the day.

 

[coollino]

K cider is rank.

We used to have 'k2' nights at uni and there is a chance the ketamine drip at the back of your throat actually improved the taste of it

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