Worst person you've slept with

[Fresh Prince of Belle Val]

If you have a vagina you're immediately at an advantage in the race to get your leg over.

Very true. We need to readdress the situation and start playing hard to get and generally insulting women a lot more often. This gentleman behaviour only gives them the upper hand.

 

[Simo]

Worst person? Fun one, was this giirl i absolutely despised. She treated me like [Poor language removed] in school for years. One night i was hitting it off with her friend, she came in trying to be a douche for no reason to me. Friend suddenly gets a shift in attitude and leaves. Called the girl all sorts of names for being a [Poor language removed] for no reason. 20 minutes later i was smashing her in the bathroom. She says 'whatever you do, do NOT come on me'.



so i did. in her hair. she had to go back into the bar to get out with me all over her clothes and hair. Oddly enough she facebook friend'd me a few months ago. I declined lol.

Absolute quality, gotta love the hair shot.

 

[ScouseBlueBoy]

I had my fun and that's all that matters.

Classic Father Stack.

 

[SH1958]

After banging a fat chick I met at the club whilst I was drunk I said to her, “Here, If you want to see me again call this number!”

Awwww, Men don’t usually give me their numbers, she responded.

I said, it’s not mine, it’s weight watchers ya fat [Poor language removed]

 

[royalbalou]

Bird in Corfu with a minge like a wizards sleeve...makin me shiver 20 years later

 

[BlueLlama]

I've just remembered slotting a reasonably attractive girl at uni. I then flipped her over and she had a massively hairy back which freaked me right out. I was drunk and desperate enough to finish off though and decided to jizz over he back hair

 

[EverBlue86]

Mainly copulate with hookers tbh. Much less hassle and cost you less in the long run.

They also don't spike your drink then rummage through your text messages whilst your out of it like my ex did.

 

[Moomin]

I've just remembered slotting a reasonably attractive girl at uni. I then flipped her over and she had a massively hairy back which freaked me right out. I was drunk and desperate enough to finish off though and decided to jizz over he back hair

Would have been a [Poor language removed] to clean the jizz.

 

[DrEFC]

Mainly copulate with hookers tbh. Much less hassle and cost you less in the long run.

They also don't spike your drink then rummage through your text messages whilst your out of it like my ex did.

This explains a lot with regards to your style of posts on Everton

 

[EverBlue86]

This explains a lot with regards to your style of posts on Everton

???

 

[DrEFC]

???

Very pissed off style.. {I'm sure our teams current forms ain't helping that}

 

[EverBlue86]

Very pissed off style.. {I'm sure our teams current forms ain't helping that}

Yeah you got me there tbf mate x

 

[steken1]

Mainly copulate with hookers tbh. Much less hassle and cost you less in the long run.

They also don't spike your drink then rummage through your text messages whilst your out of it like my ex did.

COPULATE

 

[BlueLlama]

Anyone?

 

[Zatara]

They dont usually have tome to check text messages whilst grabbing phone, wallet and cufflinks and darting for the door.

Mainly copulate with hookers tbh. Much less hassle and cost you less in the long run.

They also don't spike your drink then rummage through your text messages whilst your out of it like my ex did.