Quite senior in years so had a few unusual episodes, so here goes:
Whilst approximately 25 (serving in HM Forces - Germany) i met a female soldier who took me to a local B&B for the obvious. She explained that she would like it doggie so I obliged. After doing the motions for a while she explained that she had been very naughty and needed to be punished, did not click straight away, too busy enjoying myself, but she promptly asked me to start slapping her. Gently goes but she was not happy, explained that she had been really naughty so ended out slapping her like i was in the home straight at the Grand National.
Suffice to say she had a great night but the site of her bruised arse the next day was something to behold.
Still serving Queen and country I was listening to the radio whilst in Aldershot and Heart FM where doing a dating programme which my work colleagues entered me for, I had to go on the radio and give the cringiest answer to a girl and she would pick one of three, I was picked.
I took her for a meal in a restaurant in Dartford and had been booked into a hotel for the night, she turns up, supposed to be 30, more like 50 (and married) and made it known that I was the one for her, went to the toilet and phoned the lads up for a rescue lift - did not happen. Went back and had meal, went for a drink and put her in taxi, went to hotel (5mins walk) and she had followed me, went to room for one drink, went to bog to find her naked on bed, explained that i was gay, she was having none of it. She was given my number by the radio station so stalked me for weeks afterwards.
Had to give a brief to the radio station on how the date went in order to get my money back - they would not initially give them my money back unless I went live to spk about it, when i mentioned solicitors I got my dosh, but had too change telephone number.
Third and final one was when i was living in the Mess and their was a female soldier amongst others living in their too. A gang of us went to the local and all got drunk, we ended up in her room drinking and I fell asleep, was awoken by her giving me a nosh, this i did not complain about, indeed stood up whilst still in her mouth and started to undress to finish this thing off, she stopped and basically siad this goes no further unless I gizz all over her face of which I oblige, she rubs it in and starts getting me ready for round two.
Met some strange ones in my time, none of which i would marry, but plenty i think of fondly.......